This year, you’ve got your ducks in a row. At least, you will, as soon as you make room for them. Where are you going to put all that other junk that’s in the way? What do you even plan to do with the ducks once you’ve lined them up? With the help of self-storage, the answer to these question is, “Whatever you want.” To get you on track for a fresh start in 2012, we made a list of the top 12 ways a storage unit can make your life just a little more awesome:

12. Getting organized for every season.

11. Sheltering your boat between voyages.

10. Serial killing.

9. Seeking higher learning.

8. Partying down.

7. Rocking out.

6. Building a comic book man-cave.

5. Filming a romantic comedy.

4. Clearing out your basement.

3. Clearing out your garage.

2. Storing family members.

1. Zombie survival.