Fake Storage Facility4

401 Brooks Road Perryville, AK 99648
1 (877) 691-2491
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3.88 out of stars- based on8 reviews
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Facility hours

Office hours
  • sun7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
  • mon7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
  • tue7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
  • wed7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
  • thu7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
  • fri7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
  • sat7:00 AM - 12:00 AM
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Features and amenities

free use of truck (tenant must refuel, $10.00 truck insurance fee, 5.0-mile limit)
fenced and lighted
video cameras on site
vehicle requires insurance
loading dock (truck access size-40ft)
electronic gate access
Penske truck rental available
vehicle requires title
handcarts available
24-hour kiosk service
band practice allowed in units
moving supplies for sale
manager lives on-site
French, Spanish speakers on staff
email billing available
accepts mail/packages for tenants
rent due on 1st of each month
auto-pay available
vehicle must be running
vehicle requires registration
title must match renter
cash accepted
checks accepted
credit cards accepted (Visa, Mastercard, AMEX, Discover)
11% military discount (applies to active-duty, reserves, veterans only)
13% student discount
12% senior discount

Facility's fees & requirements

Additional info from the facility

This is not a real storage facility. Seriously. We're not trying to be casdfaslever or ironic or make some lofty Magritte style commentary on semantics. This place does not exist. It really does not exist!!